theamericankid:

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Facebook Ragefaces of the Day: One entrepreneurial Redditor recently came across the revelation that ragefaces can be employed in Facebook chat in lieu of boring old emoticons.

Redditor Soulholder explains:

These work by referencing the account’s ID. They’re actually Pages who’s display pictures are set to ragefaces.

See here: https://www.facebook.com/pages/Poker-Face/129627277060203 = [[129627277060203]]

You can find yours by clicking on your profile, and then looking at the URL. The string or series of numbers after facebook.com/ will be yours. You can also get your friend’s ID’s by viewing their profile.

Alternatively, you can just use Zuckerberg’s face using [[4]].

For the lazy (and you know who you are!), below is an exhaustive list of ragefaces and their corresponding “magic number,” courtesy of Redditor RottingRyno: 

• Troll face: [[171108522930776]]

• ARE YOU F*CKING KIDDING ME: [[143220739082110]]

• Not bad Obama:[[169919399735055]]

• Me Gusta: [[211782832186415]]

• Mother of God: [[142670085793927]]

• Cereal Guy: [[170815706323196]]

• LOL Face: [[168456309878025]]

• NO Guy: [[167359756658519]]

• Yao Ming: [[218595638164996]]

• Derp: [[224812970902314]]

• Derpina: [[192644604154319]]

• Forever Alone: [[177903015598419]]

• Not Bad : [[NotBaad]]

• F*ck yeah : [[105387672833401]]

• Challange accepted: [[100002727365206]]

• Okay face: [[100002752520227]]

• Dumb bitch: [[218595638164996]]

• Poker face [[129627277060203]]

• Okay face [[224812970902314]]

• Socially awkward penguin [[98438140742]]

• Rage face [[FUUUOFFICIAL]]

• Lamp [[100001256102462]]

• No [[167359756658519]]

• MOG [[142670085793927]]

• Feel like a sir [[168040846586189]] [[125038607580286]]

• Forever alone christmas. [[100002727365206]]

Now, look at this:

That’s “Paul Mounet”, a french actor, who “died” in 1922.

His body never was found.

Then, look at this:

An unknown man, painted in 1530 by Parmigianino.

Compare them:

kawaiismutt:

gueyprince:

everyonesahero:

insufferablebuttlass:

OH MY GOD THE TRUEST GPOY OF MY LIFE

ok i’m sorry i don’t usually reblog stuff like this but i keep seeing this and every time i do i’m like hypnotized by it THIS IS LITERALLY THE PERFECT BUTT

GOD WAS ON A GOOD DAY WHEN HE SCULPTED THIS BUTT

I can’t tell if I’m reblogging this for the butt or for Sara’s comment

but either way GOD DAMN

i cant stop watching this her undies aren’t big enough /weeps she like struggles to get it over her ass SLAKFHASDL KROFLANSDFLH

pterodactylsftw:

I still have to give love to /b/ they did raise me from a naive little child to finding things like this acceptable…

hidenseekwithclouds:

adriofthedead:

drwhom:

chrissy-marie:

zukois2innocent:

That’s right, it’s a 38 foot wide human transmutation circle! Took four hours and two buckets of chalk, completed by me and my two buddies in my cul-de-sac. Covered in chalk and asphalt from head to toe, and neighbors may or may not think we are satan worshippers. Worth it? I think yes.

wow all that chalk must have

cost you 

an arm

and

a

leg

PFFAHAHAHAHAHA

<3 <3 <3

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